When Your Man Ignores You: 10 Funny Ways to Get His Attention

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When Your Man Ignores You

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When your man ignores you whether it is intentional or not, there are hilarious things you can do to get his attention.

Men mostly ignore their woman if they are mad about something or they’re engrossed in an activity, which is understandable, and this can easily be fixed if you are the funny type of girlfriend or partner.

Instead of venting your anger, you can decide to lighten up the mood to get them to laugh by doing something cute and funny.

I have set aside 10 funny means you could use to get your man’s attention, even though he is bent on ignoring you due to whatever reason, he will find himself laughing, shifting his attention back to you, because it would almost be impossible to resist.

If this interests you, then continue reading till you find a funny way that you could adopt and utilize if/when your man ignores you.

Below is a list of 10 funny ways to get your man’s attention when he ignores you, you will thank me later

  1. Do a funny and goofy dance step for a couple of minutes.
  2. Write or recite a cocky love poem to him [ it could be about how amazing he is].
  3. Spam his Dm with pictures of you and him together, it could be a picture of you making funny faces.
  4. Follow him everywhere he goes, you could even go as far as sitting where they sit.
  5. Send him funny videos, it could be centered on the issue that made him ignore you.
  6. Exaggerate in a funny way how sorry you are and how in dire need you are of their attention.
  7. You could buy a stuffed animal and jokingly tell him that he has a new rivalry, the stuffed animal.
  8. Try pranking him in a funny way and see how he reacts.
  9. Challenge him to a game that your man can not resist and he is very good at, you could boast that you are going to defeat him.
  10. Don’t stop talking and texting about everything that you are thinking of in an excessive and exaggerated manner.

Do a funny and goofy dance step for a couple of minutes

One of the funny ways to get your man’s attention when he ignores you, is to dance in a goofy manner up till the moment he notices or bursts out in laughter.

If it is that you are not there with your man physically, you can make a video of yourself dancing and send it to them repeatedly.

When he watches it, I am certain that he is going to know that you are declaring peace and you really want him to stop ignoring you.

The aim is not to do a perfect dance routine that you are almost as perfect as Beyonce, it is to dance as ridiculous as possible because you want to do it in a funny manner.

Dance moves like spanky legs, the bop dance, amongst many others, could be infused into the cocky dance routine a few times. Do this, and see how your man reacts.

Write or recite a cocky love poem to him [ it could be about how amazing he is].

Another funny way to get your man’s attention when he ignores you, is to write a cocky love poem to him.

The poem should exaggerate how wonderful of a person he is and how you need him in your life.

You could go as far as saying that you are going to lose air faster, the longer he keeps ignoring you. This is funny because it shows how silly you can be just to get the man you love, attention.

There is no doubt that if you decide to write him a funny sonnet and you are selective with the right choice of humorous words, you won’t have to be ignored by your man any longer.

Spam his DM with pictures of you and him together, it could be a picture of you making funny faces.

Being hilarious also takes being annoying sometimes, and that is what you should be willing to do up your game in the comic realm.

An excellent way to get your man to stop ignoring you by doing something funny is by invading their DM with a ridiculous amount of pictures of yourself or cute pictures that you have taken together previously.

When he is disturbed by your pictures of you making funny faces, he won’t have any choice but to turn his attention back to you.

Follow him everywhere he goes

When Your Man Ignores You

How you could achieve this is very simple and does not require anything other than, a tentative spirit, a lady that is willing to be funny, and a man that she loves, ignoring her. W

When someone ignores you, they treat you like you don’t exist, and if you want to turn this around into something funny, you could decide to follow them everywhere they go while also pretending that they don’t exist.

You could also cling to your man like you are glued to him while you are also pretending that you can’t see them or you are not being a pest to them at all.

Send him funny videos, it could be centered on the issue that made him ignore you

When Your Man Ignores You

If you can’t make funny videos of yourself, you can also send him funny videos that you watched online that made you laugh or you think he would consider funny.

The theme of the video could be centered on the issue that prompted him or got him upset to the point that he began to ignore you.

There are various social media platforms where you can watch funny videos, you can find funny videos on Facebook, TikTok, and Instagram to mention a few. Perhaps what prompted him to ignore you was about a silly fight over who was going to clean the dirty dishes.

You could type search on any of the platforms that I have listed before and you’ll have a ton of videos rolled down and ready for you to watch. Consistently sending your man these videos is surely going to compel a response or attention to you.

Exaggerate in a funny way how sorry you are and how in dire need you are of their attention.

Apologizing is not always easy because we feel it means that we are the one at fault and so we have to apologize for it.

You have to understand that being the one to first articulate the word ‘sorry’ is a good sign that you are not petty and you are a huge fan of being the bigger person.

Well, I have devised a funny way to apologize to your partner and it involves the use of hyperbole and a great sense of humor.

You might decide to exaggerate how sorry you are and that you won’t repeat such an action again. Another way you can achieve this is by adding elements that clearly show that you’re adding humor to your apology.

Elements that you can add can be fake crying in a hysterical manner or by kneeling and micking Broadway actors.

Any of these are absolutely hilarious but you can still come up with your own idea that truly reflects your personality.

You could buy a stuffed animal and jokingly tell him that he has a new rivalry, the stuffed animal.

I can’t think of any man that truly loves his woman, who wouldn’t get jealous when he sees a potential threat. The hilarious part about this is that his rivalry is a stuffed animal or an imaginary man you made up.

Without trying so hard, you can get your man’s attention if you tell him about a stuffed animal that is showering with so much attention and has become a huge threat to your relationship. Your man’s reaction is certainly going to be a positive one.

The stuffed animal or doll, whichever ‘third party’ you decide to use, could be named, and then for example, you can text your man about the exciting and beautiful memories that you are having with your newfound friend.

He is going to see the humor in this and might decide to play along with the humor by acting like he is actually jealous of a stuffed animal.

Try pranking him in a funny way and see how he reacts.

Pranks can get a person’s heart up to the highest limit and that is something that you as well can do to get your man’s attention. You could prank your man in different ways depending on what you know he’ll easily fall for.

For a reader that hasn’t pranked anyone before, there are many prank ideas online that you could copy, it wouldn’t just be funny but get his attention solely on you for the next couple of hours.

On the other hand, it is important to note that there are some types of pranks that could be a little overboard, you should try to avoid those ones, remember that it is lighthearted humor that we are trying to create and not to make a grown man have a heart attack.

Challenge him to a game that they can not resist and your man is very good at, you could boast that you are going to defeat him.

Try challenging your man to a game that you know he is very good at and you don’t stand a chance of winning.

The humor in this is that you are making jest of his undeniable skill, and sort of luring him into no longer ignoring you.

Let’s say for instance, your man is good at playing chess and you are not so great at it, you can challenge him and strike up a deal that you are going to mop the floor with him in the competition.

A man, who is naturally competitive, will want to prove himself to you and at the end of the game, when he wins, he is excited and laughing at you for bragging so much but without any idea that that was your plan all along to get his attention back to you.

Don’t stop talking and texting about everything that you are thinking of in an excessive and exaggerated manner.

It’s hard for someone to ignore you when you keep talking or texting them about everything that is going through your head, it is a funny way to get your man’s attention because you are making it hard or unbearable for him to ignore you.

It also indicates that you are willing to talk to them about everything, whether or not they ignore you.

Exaggeration is like a backbone to comic relief or creating humor and to make this point work for you, you are going to make sure that you do this in a silly way and in a way that he is going to notice you.

Since he is your man, you know how to talk or text him things that will bug him.

Final Thoughts

You have to be at least in a good mood if you’re trying to get your man’s attention in a funny way.

Making a funny gesture or a cute animal impression could get his attention back to you depending on how mad or invested he is with you/whatever he is doing.

Loving someone requires that you be their happy place and their friend, this is why knowing how to make them laugh is essential.

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When Your Man Ignores You

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