Looking to trick your girlfriend? We’ve got lots of ways that can help you pull a fast one on her.
First, we’ve got to admit that being pranked is not as much fun as being the prankster.
Whether you want to pay your girlfriend back for pranking you or you want to create some fun time with her, you’ve got to be fully prepared so she doesn’t catch on quickly.
Therefore, you’ll need our list of 20 things to say to prank your girlfriend. In this article, I’ll be discussing interesting things you can say to pull a fast one on her.
20 Things to Say to Prank Your Girlfriend
To successfully prank someone will require creativity. No thanks, the internet is riddled these days with lots of prank clips and videos, so something new has more chances of doing the trick.
However, the rest of the work will depend on your timing and your demeanor.
Also, you should know the type of girl you’re in a relationship with to know the type of pranks you’ll try. Not everyone appreciates wild pranks.
Below you’ll find a list of 20 things to say to prank your girlfriend:
- I’m sorry, I cheated
- I can’t believe you lied to me
- I’m at the door
- This relationship is no longer working
- I think I have burnt your dress
- I just got a tattoo
- I haven’t been completely honest with you
- Why did you break my PS5?
- I want a break
- I just booked us a ticket to the Maldives (or any dream place she likes)
- After adding jalapeno to my flour and butter mixture, what next should I ask, I’m trying to bake a cheesecake
- Help! There’s an emergency…
- I think I’m g@y
- I just quit my job
- My parents are visiting, they want to see you
- I’m at the Dominoes, what kind of toppings do you want for your pizza
- My sisters are coming over to stay until they sort their accommodation
- I have something to discuss with you
- I just bought a dog (or any animal she hates)
- I’m sick
I’m Sorry, I Cheated
“I’m sorry, I cheated” is going to work if you want to get your girlfriend tensed and worried.
But, this prank working, will depend on how you say it to her, your body language and all, and how sorry, confused, and scared you look.
You shouldn’t just throw this line out of the blue or in the middle of a conversation, neither will you walk up to her with this line.
However, depending on how good you are at following up with this shocker, suddenly telling her that you cheated could work.
At first, she should be shocked and confused, and then you can go ahead with playing the contrite boyfriend who still loves her.
Also, you could start with something like, “Babe, I’ve something to tell you.” This simple statement is one of the things that can get someone in a relationship worried and scared within the twinkle of an eye, especially when it’s said with a scared and hesitant tone.
At the end of this prank, it’s probably going to take you a long time to calm your girlfriend or get her to forgive you because no girl would like to know that her boyfriend cheated.
I Can’t Believe You Lied to Me
“I can’t believe you lied to me” is another line you can use to pull a fast one on your girlfriend.
This one is going to work if you want to play a funny prank on her.
You could text her this one. Your girlfriend seeing this message pops up is surely going to get worried and will probably follow up with a call immediately.
You could make things fun by refusing to pick up her call or respond to any of her texts. The silent treatment is surely going to tell her how hurt and angry you feel.
So, when eventually you pick, you could say something silly like, “I can’t believe you lied about hamburgers being the sweetest meal ever, I just tasted it at work and it sucks.”
You might have to apologize a hundred times after this one.
Also, you could try this physically with her but ensure you’re a good actor to pull this off successfully.
I’m at the Door
“I’m at the door” is another thing to say if you want to play a prank on your girlfriend.
It’s something you can say if you don’t live together or if you’ve been away for some time and she has been anticipating your arrival.
Being away from someone you love can be a difficult thing. So, when she’s missing you is the perfect time to trick her into believing you’re at the door.
Even when she’s not anticipating your arrival, this prank could work too, if you’re very convincing.
However, don’t forget that if you own a key to the apartment, it’s likely not going to work.
This Relationship Is No Longer Working
“This relationship is no longer working” is another thing to say if you want to get your girlfriend confused and worried.
However, this one is quite tricky because saying this line when things are cool with you guys will probably need a lot of convincing on your part to get her to believe you.
But, trying it when things are not good either will be a costly mistake.
So, if you’re going to use this line, sending it as a text might work better, as she might think you’re too scared to talk to her face to face.
Also, you can try ghosting her for some hours before dropping this line. It’ll work well, if she called or texted first, so you could ignore her.
Then in the middle of the day, send this line as a text.
However, if you want to try this prank physically with her, you should start with preparing her for some serious talk, and then telling her you think the relationship isn’t working.
For it to work will depend on how you play it from here.
Notwithstanding, whether you’re going to text her or say it to her face, be cautious of how long you want to drag things with her. You’re probably going to hurt her real good if you drag it for too long.
In addition, remember not to try this prank when things are not so great with your relationship.
I Think I Have Burnt Your Dress
“I think I have burnt your clothes” is a terror to anyone, especially if it’s their favorite cloth.
So, if you’re going to try this prank with your girl, you should use her favorite dress, something that’ll get her jumping in horror, probably a designer she hasn’t won before.
And of course, it must be your turn to do the ironing or you must have offered to iron her clothes before playing this prank.
So, when she knows that you’re ironing her clothes, you can get a rag and burn it with the iron, so that she perceives the odor and ask what the smell is.
Feel free to play this trick whatever way you want it, just ensure you’re able to get her to believe you’ve burnt her million-dollar dress. You can even go as far as offering to buy her another one.
I Just Got a Tattoo
If your girlfriend is traumatized by tattoos and if you’ve promised not to have anyone, “I just got a tattoo” is a smooth trick to play on her.
If you’ve promised her never to get a tattoo before, you’d need a very convincing method to get her to fall for your prank.
You could start by apologizing, something along this line, “Babe, I’m truly sorry, I was with the guys yesterday and we did a truth and dare, and I was dared to get a tattoo, I couldn’t get out of it, and had to do it.”
She’s likely going to freak out for breaking her trust, especially if you have a convincing fake tattoo somewhere, and probably ask you, “So if you were dared to sleep with another girl, you would, right?”
However, if you know she doesn’t like tattoos, but you’ve never discussed it because you gave her the impression that you won’t have any, you could try it as a surprise for her.
Just ensure, you’re convincing enough in your act. Physical evidence will go a long way too.
I Haven’t Been Completely Honest with You
“I haven’t been completely honest with you” is another line you can try on your girl to trick her.
This one is another sharp line that’ll get her quickly worked up wondering what lies you might’ve told her.
You could send a message to her or tell it to her face.
Sending her a text message will work better because it gives you time to play it as long as you want.
Moreover, you could send the message and then go on to ignore her, giving her the impression that you’re scared to go on with the truth.
However, if you’re going to tell her to her face, you could say things in between to keep her worried as long as possible.
For example, “I was scared of losing you,” “I’ve decided that being completely honest is the best for this relationship,” and the likes can work.
And when you eventually get down to revealing the truth, say something silly to pull it off.
For instance, “I lied that Ferrari is my dream car, but that’s not true, it’s a Lamborghini,” and “I told you that I love pretzels, but that’s not true, I don’t even know what a pretzel looks like.”
Why Did You Break My PS5?
If you own a PS5 and your girlfriend knows how much you love it, “Why did you break my PS5?” is another line you can try pranking her with.
But to get this to work, you’re going to need the hard work of getting your PS5 to look like it’s broken. Maybe putting a broken case that fits over it.
And again, if your girlfriend is very familiar with what it looks like, it’ll be difficult to pull this one off.
But, if it’s something you want to try, you could ask this question after allowing her to play with it.
Also, using the pad might be easier to achieve, as getting an old broken gamepad is easier. And you could make it look like she sat on the pad.
I Want a Break
“I want a break” is another crazy line to prank your girlfriend with.
Texting her this line or telling her to her face with a solemn expression is going to hit hard.
If you’re texting her, the trick of going silent after this single line will work well here too.
And if you’re telling her to her face, you could try to convince her with numerous reasons why you want to break up. But ensure you don’t mention you want a break from the relationship. Just get her to believe that’s what you meant.
And when you’re finally ready, say something like, “I want a break from eating pizza every night,” “I want a break from watching K-dramas every night,” or anything silly she’d find funny and annoying at the same time.
I Just Booked Us a Ticket to the Maldives (or Any Dream Place She Likes)
If your girlfriend is crazy about going on a vacation to someplace, you could play a prank by telling her you’ve booked a ticket.
If you want to make it more convincing, print a fake ticket, and when she gets all excited and sweet, tell her it was a prank.
Just be prepared to compensate her with a ticket to her dream place afterward.
After Adding Jalapeno to My Flour and Butter Mixture, What Next Should I Ask, I’m Trying to Bake a Cheesecake
If your girlfriend knows you’re bad at cooking or that you’ve never baked a cake before, this is a prank you can try on her.
Well, she might try the line of why you didn’t ask Google, and you could defend yourself with, “I know my girl is the best cook, so why do I need Google?”
And when she’s trying to school you about whether you’ve ever tasted a peppery cake before, tell her you’re trying to be creative.
Help! There’s An Emergency…
“Help! There’s an emergency…” is another line you can try with your girl.
This prank will work via text. Just text her that there’s an emergency and she should call you immediately.
When she does, tell her something like, “I forgot to tell you “I love you this morning.”
Or you could switch off your phone immediately you text her, and after she gets worried for some minutes, turn it on, and tell her to help you turn off the TV you forgot to switch off the previous night.
I Think I’m G@y
“I think I’m g@y” is another tricky line you can try with your girl. To get her to believe you’re into men, you could start with the usual line of “I’ve something to tell you, something I’ve been thinking of lately…”
And then cleverly reveal that you’re g@y. You’ll know you’ve gotten her when she starts with questions like, “When do you notice you started liking men?” and “But I know you love me, what do you mean?”
Then, your response could be, “I meant, “I think I’m g@y, I think I’m happy today because I have the most beautiful girl in the world, what do you mean?”
She’ll probably think you’re crazy.
I Just Quit My Job
“I just quit my job” is another line to try with your girl.
Try the convincing line of not feeling your job lately and so you decided to quit. And when she starts the line of why you didn’t discuss it with her first, tell her it was just a spur-of-the-moment thing.
She’s likely going to fall quickly for this one.
My Parents Are Visiting, They Want to See You
Many people get nervous about seeing their partner’s parents for the first time. It’s just something that comes naturally, whether the parents are great or not.
So, if you just started seeing your girl, or you’ve been together for a good time without discussing when to see each other’s parents, telling her that your parents are suddenly visiting is surely going to make her nervous.
Moreover, specifically mentioning that they want to see her is going to make it worse.
I’m at Dominoes, What Kind of Toppings Do You Want for Your Pizza?
If your girl loves pizza, this is another prank you can play on her.
Also, if you know she doesn’t have a particular preference for toppings for her pizza, this prank will work well.
So, randomly text her that you’re at Dominoes and ask the type of toppings she wants, and when all that is settled, send a delivery guy with an empty box, or one that contains a text.
My Sisters Are Coming Over to Stay Until They Sort out Their Accommodation
If you and your girlfriend are living together, this is another trick to play on her.
She’s likely not going to take you seriously because, of course, she’d expect you to tell her something like this first.
So, getting her to believe you will depend on how well you can play it.
I Have Something Important to Tell You
“I have something to discuss with you” is another thing to say to prank your girlfriend.
There are many ways to try this one out. You could text her, and when she responds tell her it’s going to be when you both see.
And after building her anticipation, when you eventually see, find some excuse to put it off and keep putting it off as long as you can.
Or you could tell her something like, “I think you’re the most beautiful girl in the world, and I love you.”
I Just Bought a Dog (or Any Animal She Hates)
If your girlfriend doesn’t like a dog or cat, or any pet animal, you can prank her that you just bought one.
To make it more convincing, you could snap with a friend’s pet and tell her you’re bringing it home.
I’m Sick
Use this line on your girlfriend if you miss her so much and you want her running to you.
You could text her or call her. Make sure you make your voice sound dull if you call her phone.
She’s certainly going to go mad if she comes and finds out it was only a prank, but she’s likely going to remain with you.
Summarily
While it can be fun pranking your girlfriend, make sure she’ll be comfortable with the kind of prank you play on her.
Ensure you never take things too far or try insensitive things.
