“Fight me” is a phrase often used in a lighthearted way to tease someone, usually over something you don’t want to easily agree to.
However, one can use it to invite you to an actual fight. So depending on the context, you can give some flirty responses rather than just let it slide with some witty reply.
It will work well, especially with someone you’ve got eyes for, and more romantic with your lover.
In this article, I’ll be listing 20 flirty responses to “Fight me.” So, when next someone uses the phrase on you, whether they’re your lover, crush, or some stranger, if you’re up to some fun, these flirty responses will come in handy.
20 Flirty Responses to “Fight Me” That Will Make Them Melt
There are different flirty reply you can give to some who says “Fight me.” You can play a little safe with responses like “Wow! I love how that sounds,” “It’s a challenge I’m willing to try,” and “With all pleasure.”
And you can make things steamier with replies like “Be careful for what you ask for, I fight dirty,” “I prefer we fight with nothing on,” and “Let’s see if you have what it takes to get me laid.”
Here are 20 flirty responses to “Fight me”
- Be careful what you ask for, I fight dirty
- Are you sure you want me to get down on you?
- You won’t be able to withstand the heat
- I can see you love my hands on you
- Wow! I love how that sounds
- I prefer we fight with nothing on
- Can you handle me?
- I love the battle of lips instead
- If it gets to be at your place and on your bed
- If you’d agree that the winner gets a kiss
- If we’ll take the fight inside
- Awww! It’s tempting, but I don’t want to ruin your beautiful face
- Let’s see if you have what it takes to get me laid
- It’s a challenge I’m willing to try
- This might get steamier than you bargained for
- If we’ll be fighting for our love
- Will we get to that part where you get on top of me?
- With all pleasure
- Alright, brace up! it’s going to be a wild exchange
- Just tell me you feel like exchanging body heat
Be Careful What You Ask for, I Fight Dirty
“Be careful what you ask for, I fight dirty” is the top on our list of flirty replies for “Fight me.”
This response serves as a warning while creating a heated atmosphere. It warns them to be wary about you, that when you want to fight, you don’t take things easy.
In a flirty context, it lets them know that things can quickly get dirty with you.
Whether they were serious with their statement or not, and whether they understood your reply or not, this comeback serves its purpose of telling them how fighting with you can be dangerous.
Are You Sure You Want Me to Get Down on You?
One way to reply to someone who says “Fight me” is to ask them if they really know what they’re up against.
In a flirty context, this response is one of the best responses that can quickly get them blushing.
I love this response because the double meaning it connotes makes it more interesting. In a literal sense, sometimes a fight usually ends with someone being on the ground and the other on top of them.
So, while you can innocently give this response to warn them that you’re going to defeat them, the underlying meaning will surely not fly over their head.
You Won’t Be Able to Withstand the Heat
“You won’t be able to withstand the heat” is another smart way to reply and to flirt with someone who invites you to fight them.
This statement is another way to warn them that fighting you can be more than they can handle.
Telling them that they won’t be able to withstand the heat implies that they won’t be able to handle what comes with getting in contact with you.
It’s another exciting reply that can serve a literal purpose and also a flirty purpose. And depending on how hot you are, they might melt by just touching you.
I Can See You Love My Hands on You
“I can see you love my hands on you” is another crazy reply for someone who asks you to fight them.
It’s another smart response that’s going to get them blushing. First, in a fight, there’s definitely going to be physical contact. Both parties are going to touch each other with their hands and other parts of their body.
So, when you tell them that it seems they love their hands on you, you’ve been able to turn this simple statement into something dirty, making them question their intention.
Also, it’s something you can say while smirking. I bet they won’t be able to withstand your gaze.
Wow! I Love How That Sounds
“Wow! I love how that sounds” is a simple reply to someone who says “Fight me.”
Rather than sound bothered by their invitation, you’ll make them understand with this reply that you’re more than happy to engage them in a fight.
And while it can mean an acceptance of their invitation, with your tone, you can make it sound flirtatious.
You can make it even more dirty by adding some other words like, “Wow! I love how that sounds, I think I’m going to enjoy your hands all over me.”
I Prefer We Fight with Nothing on
“I prefer we fight with nothing on” is another excellent way to flirt with someone who says “Fight me.”
This one is a direct hit, with no mincing of words in-between. It tells them that you’re ready to fight but gives them a condition for that.
And whether they wanted to engage in a serious fight or not, you’ve managed to heat their face up with this sentence that will get their imagination running wild.
Additionally, you can make it more interesting, by keeping a serious face as you make the reply. It’ll leave them confused on how to act.
Can You Handle Me?
“Can you handle me?” is a question to ask someone who asks you to fight them.
This question is another interesting reply that has a double meaning. It tells them that if truly you’re going to fight them, they might not be able to handle you.
Additionally, it’s a flirty response that warns them that you might be too much for them to handle. It gives them a picture of finding it too hot when they come in contact or in close proximity to you.
I Love the Battle of Lips Instead
“I Love the battle of lips instead” is a direct way to mess with the mind of someone who asks you to fight them.
It tells them straightforwardly what you want, which is to kiss them. First, it tells them that fighting them is not really a bad thing.
However, you make it clear with this reply that rather than fight with the hands that you’ll prefer to fight with the lips.
And if they’re okay with that kind of battle is now left for them to accept your offer, which is a win-win.
If It Gets to Be at Your Place and on Your Bed
“If it gets to be at your place and on your bed” is another funny way to flirt with someone who says “Fight me.”
This reply tells them that you’re okay with fighting them, but it gives them the condition in which the fight will happen.
It’s a direct way to ask them to invite you to their house and to their bed. So, if they’re okay with the condition, they should take you up on your offer.
Besides, it’s a very quick way to get their mind filled with some vivid Images.
If You’d Agree That the Winner Gets a Kiss
“If you’d agree that the winner gets a kiss” is another flirty comeback that’ll work for someone who says “Fight Me.”
This response is a direct way to tell them you want a kiss. Even if that isn’t case, you can give this response to decline their offer for a fight or scuffle.
Moreover, if they’re someone you’ve got eyes one, this moment can be the opportunity you shouldn’t miss.
With this response, you can let them know that you have feelings for them and have always wanted to kiss them.
And if they feel the same way, you might just get that kiss in the strangest of ways.
If We’ll Take the Fight Inside
“If we’ll take the fight inside” is another perfect way to get someone’s mind running wild with silly thoughts.
If someone asks you to fight them, this response doesn’t decline their offer. Rather, it tells them that you’re ready to fight them, but it’ll be inside.
It’s a clever way to quickly get things steamy. Asking that you take the fight inside should get them filled with anticipation with what you’ve got in mind.
Awww! It’s Tempting, But I Don’t Want to Ruin Your Beautiful Face
“Awww! It’s tempting, but I don’t want to ruin your beautiful face” is another excellent reply for someone who says “Fight me.”
This one is a simple way to decline their invitation for a fight or whatever they’re looking for. In the same way, it’s a smart way to compliment them, letting them know you’ve always thought they’re beautiful.
Also, you can use the reply to tease them when they tease you with “Fight me.”
Let’s See if You Have What It Takes to Get Me Laid
“Let’s see if you have what it takes to get me laid” is another crazy response to give someone who invites you to fight them.
This reply is another direct hit on them that’ll get them blushing with their mind running in different places.
While it sounds like an innocent way of saying you’re curious to see if they can handle you in a fight, no one will miss the real meaning of your statement.
Also, it’s the perfect way to tease them and get them melting.
It’s a Challenge I’m Willing to Try
“It’s a challenge I’m willing to try” is another simple way to reply to someone who says “Fight me.”
This one is a cool way to tell them you’re interested in engaging in whatever they have in mind.
And if you want to take things a little bit far, you can say more after telling them you’re taking them up on their challenge. Something like, “It’s a challenge I’m willing to try, I can’t wait to get you beneath me” will work well.
This Might Get Steamier Than You Bargained for
“This might get steamier than you bargained for” is another way to warn someone who invites you for a fight.
This reply tells them while they might be looking for something simple, that fighting with you might escalate quickly more than they can handle.
Also, it’s a flirty way to tell them that you might be too hot for them to handle.
If We’ll Be Fighting for Our Love
“If we’ll be fighting for our love” is another beautiful reply for someone who asks for a fight.
This is both a flirty and romantic way of replying to them, letting them know that you are ready to fight, but for your love. It’s an easy way to get them to blush and melt.
Will we get to that part where you get on top of me?
Will We Get to That Part Where You Get on Top of Me?
“Will we get to that part where you get on top of me?” is another crazy response that’s going to get to the head of someone who asks for a fight.
It’s a quick way to get things steamy, showing your excitement in getting into a fight with them.
While it’s possible that can get on top of you during a fight, you’ve managed to turn the statement into a dirty one.
With all Pleasure
“With all pleasure” shows your readiness to do as asked.
When someone asks you for a fight, this response tells them you’re more than ready for a fight. Also, it connotes an excitement that tells them it’s something more than the fight that you’re looking forward to.
And with your expression, you can tell them exactly what it is.
Alright, Brace Up! it’s Going to Be a Wild Exchange
“Alright, brace up! it’s going to be a wild exchange” is another interesting way to respond to someone who says “Fight me.”
This response shows your readiness to do as they say. Also, warning them that it’s going to be a wild exchange, it’s a clever way to tell them to prepare for something more.
They won’t miss the meaning.
Just Tell Me You Feel Like Exchanging Body Heat
“Just tell me you feel like exchanging body heat” is another funny way of flirting with someone who invites you for a fight.
This response manages to turn their seemingly playful statement into something steamy.
With this statement, you’ll get them melting with no way to defend themselves.
Takeaway
When someone says “Fight me,” you can turn the atmosphere into a steamy one with your response.
Rather than turn down their offer or take it up with some sharp comebacks, you can spice things up with flirty replies.
This article has provided more than enough examples you can use as a guide to come up with your own flirty reply to “Fight me.”
