60 Flirty Responses When Someone Says “Dirty Mouth”

God bless whoever invented flirting! Flirting is designed to help you set the mood in your favor and to get that love interest of yours, to get the message without you articulating it.

That is why I have decided to place it upon myself, to figure out flirtatious responses you can give when someone you like says certain words to you. In this article, the flirty responses are for when someone calls you or says “dirty mouth.”

Having a dirty mouth might often be translated as negative as it means that you are fond of using vulgar language, but there’s a way that these 60 flirty responses that I am going to share with you, will have you turn that scenario into a playful one and have you score points on the “Flirtation Board.”

By the time you’re done reading this article, I am sure you will thank me.

Here are 60 flirty responses for when someone says or calls you, “dirty mouth”

1. I do not mind you cleaning it for me, preferably with those cute lips of yours. Whatever makes you feel happy, your lips can do anything to mine.
2. I apologize, it is just that whenever I see you, I begin to lose control of the words that come out of my mouth.
3. Thank goodness you’re here to help me clean it up. I do not know what my mouth would have looked like if you did not help me with it.
4. I use vulgar language more whenever I see a beautiful girl like you. It is a sign that you are my type of woman so you do not need to worry too much.
5. Please do not be upset with me, you know I won’t be able to breathe without you. My dirty mouth always likes to ruin things between me and a gorgeous person.
6. Why on earth would my mouth be clean with you around me? I get nervous when you’re around. Sometimes I can control it but days like this just make it look impossible to tame my tongue.
7. This is why I need you in my life so that you could help me detect things I need to work on. My dirty mouth can be fixed by your clean mouth, you see! We are meant to be an item.
8. Hope I haven’t made the love of my life upset with me. I will do everything that pleases you. Even if it is to cut my tongue completely I would but how would I be able to tell you, I love you, every every day?
9. Could you teach me how to be a better man? Perhaps for the rest of my life and the rest of yours, you know that I learn things slowly so we’ll surely need an eternity to make me better.
10. You can clean my mouth up this Friday night if you agree to go out with me. Please go out with me this Friday night, I desperately need you.
11. I can’t help but say dirty things anytime I see you in red dresses. it is like my tongue loses all its composure and begins to spit out vulgar words, you are my temptation.
12. Trust me, honey, I have only just begun, I promise you that. I do not believe that you’ll be able to keep up with my abilities though.
13. Yeah, you are right, I am being naughty, you can punish me any way you like. I am under your authority anytime and any day.
14. If you think I have a dirty mouth, I wonder what you’ll think my mind is, it’s all shades of nasty and naughty things that I desire to do to you sooner or later.
15. I would not be this wild if you just agreed to be mine forever. Just one ‘yes’ and I will become the good boy that you have always wanted me to be.
16. You’re The reason I have become this dirty, do you mind fixing me? You can try to fix me by becoming mine till the end of time, I love you so much.
17. I know you like it, you do not want me to stop right? Do not worry, I understand the secret message you are trying to pass across to me.
18. Would you like to know more dirty things I can say? Anything for you baby, I am the man/ woman you need.
19. If you need me to get dirtier than this, please do not hesitate to let me know, I will do anything just to get all your attention to myself.
20. That is what you being so close to me does to me. Your presence gets me so excited that I don’t know what I am saying anymore.
21. I am more than willing to clean up my mouth if you would help me do so. So I guess the next question left to ask is, are you willing to clean up my mouth?
22. I know you find it irresistible, you can’t get away from me, even if you try. I am your shadow, anywhere you go, I follow.
23. That is the most beautiful thing you have ever said to me, thank you. I love it when you compliment me like that, it makes my heart skip a beat.
24. Of course, I would do anything to get your attention. Even if I have to say cuss words all year, I will do it because you’re incredible.
25. Yeah, my dirty mouth can also do a lot of things that you will find pleasant as well, would you like to find out the other pleasant things that my mouth can and will do to you?
26. I can’t help but feel like I need to talk dirty whenever you are here. What can I say then, you unleash the wild beast inside of me.
27. That is why we need to spend more time together so that I can clean up my mouth. As from now henceforth, I promise never to leave your side.
28. What can I say but, I am a man with many sides, if you’re interested, I would like to introduce you to all of it.
29. My wild side always gets activated anytime you are talking to me. It’s funny how that happens and also still feel that I don’t want you to stop talking to me.
30. Isn’t that what you admire most about me? I won’t get rid of it, I have to keep you happy, don’t you agree?
31. You know that I know you like it, or am I not telling the truth? Of course, I am, I know you more than you know yourself.
32. Yeah you are right, I am a bad boy, but I only desire to be naughty for you, just give me a chance.
33. My mouth seems to lose all its form of cleanliness whenever it is close to you. I would appreciate it if you give me a chance to figure out what your secret is.
34. That is what gets girls like you to fall for me more, isn’t it? I know I just revealed a secret that you have been trying to hide all along.
35. I have much dirtier lines reserved just for you, all you have to do is ask for it and I assure you that I will deliver it to you immediately.
36. I am just trying to make you know that I have a wild side to myself, I am not always a good girl. I can be a little naughty today and be the opposite tomorrow, it depends on what my crush likes.
37. Just tell me to keep it up and I will, I do not mind at all.
38. You are right, I do have a dirty mouth, it is just from me to you though, no one gets this special treatment, I promise you that.
39. This is just the peak of the iceberg, I have it all loaded up for you, and only you babe. Let me know when you need me to show you the real deal.
40. Do you think any man would want to talk casually with a pretty lady like you, I sincerely doubt it, honestly.
41. Whenever my heart is overwhelmed with so much love and admiration for someone, I can’t seem to help myself. My dirty talk when you are around is an affirmation that I consider you attractive and my heart beats for you.
42. I wish I could stop but that would mean that I would not be nervous anytime I see you again which is impossible. You are too pretty for anyone not to be nervous around.
43. This is all your fault, I always misbehave anytime I come close to you or even hear your name. I do want to stop being close to you or hearing your name though.
44. Could you take a second to imagine what I haven’t said yet? If you can, then you will know that what I am saying isn’t dirty yet, it’s the most clean words that I have said to you.
45. Every dirty talk of mine is inspired by you; you inspire every word, every rhythm and flow of my words, you are my melody [ name of the person]
46. You taught me so well, that I have now become more naughty than you are now. I hope you can keep up with me now.
47. You do not have to act like you do not like it when I know you are dying to hear me say it again. I will say something naughty again, so don’t panic.
48. You are the one putting the desire to be bad inside of me, I wish that you could not be as pretty as this anymore, if that is even possible, maybe there would have been a remedy to my bad mouth.
49. Of course, you would not have preferred me any other way, would you? You love me more because of this.
50. I can’t help myself whenever I am around you, I am becoming addicted, what have you done to me? I need you to tell me now.
51. What can I say? You make me a better man and continue to make me feel like I get away with anything, thank you for making me have that feeling.
52. You can’t fully unravel me, I am always going to show you a new side every single day, and I advise that you brace yourself for it.
53. It’s too bad that I can’t stop it now, even if I did, I would not want to and you would not want me to either. Am I lying?
54. Everything should not always be boring, I am a person who is into the whole spice when conversing with someone.
55. That is because I know what makes you happy, and I desire to always make you smile and excited.
56. That is part of the fun that I can bring to the table if you let me. You do not have to resist me anymore, I know you want me as bad as I want you.
57. You can say that again my dear. I do not have to become a whole different person because I am too excited to see you.
58. You can give me your permission to continue, I will gladly continue what I’ve started.
59. What I say is just a pictorial illustration of what I am thinking about you, I love you inside and out and that’s a fact.
60. I have a secret to tell you, it is not only my mouth that needs cleansing, my mind also needs purging from dirty thoughts about you.

Final Thoughts

When you are flirting with someone, always try to be playful with it and move with the rhythm, you do not have to be so serious and uptight because you are trying to flirt, it should come naturally.

I am quite confident that with these responses outlined, you would have no problem with a flirtatious comeback for when someone says “dirty mouth.

If you find this article helpful and you certainly see yourself adopting one or two lines later in your flirting journey, then let me know in the comment section.