20 Savage Comebacks for Someone Talking Behind your Back

Back talkers all have one thing in common, hurting people’s feelings or making you feel way less of yourself. In this fascinating article, I have put together 20 amazing comebacks for backstabbers.

It’s a good thing to have a great response to whoever makes you feel less of yourself, which is what this article is all about, it will suck to let them go without paying them back in their own coin, don’t you agree?

If you have a two-faced human bee buzzing behind your ears about your life, these expressions will make you have the last laugh. Remember who laughs last, they say, laughs best.

List of 20 Savage Comebacks for Someone Talking Behind your Back

1. I’m glad you have me to gossip about, what else will you do with your life?
2. I heard you talking about me last night. I am too busy to care.
3. I guess if I was a series, you would stay glued to your TV screen.
4. If talking about me makes your life easier, stick with it before you lose it.
5. You are so delusional, all you think about is me.
6. If you spend more time on yourself, maybe you will be prettier.
7. You can take a pill for your headache since you’ve got nothing valuable to say about me.
8. Don’t bother asking about me, you can follow me for a better update.
9. It’s mind blowing how boring your life is,I’m the only entertainment you got.
10. You’ve done a good job making me get all the attention, will you like a picture or an autograph.
11. If gossiping has an award bet you will have a lot of trophies.
12. All your life revolves around me,it’s such a pity.
13. Does your mouth not hurt from too much gossip?
14. Keep it up, cause that’s the way you stay relevant.
15. Get a shade, don’t get blind by my attention.
16. All you do is talk don’t you ever get tired
17. You need a glass of water for all the stress you make your throat go through.
18. I bet I’m the only relevant person you know you can talk about.
19. When you are done talking about me, come get your zero (0) cheque.
20. Quit telling stories about me, it’s getting old.

I’m glad you have me to gossip about, what else will you do with your life.

Gossips always want to be the center of attention, they make you feel bad to make themselves feel important, and making your life dreamy will have them going nuts.

This means that you’re the reason for their existence and topic for their gossip

• Can you make it without talking about me?
• Your life makes me feel so sorry for you, there’s nothing in it.

I hear you talking about me last night, I’m too busy to care

This is another comeback making them feel less of themselves. It means they are portrayed as being jobless and all they want is attention.

Showing them you don’t care and how busy your life is with something better throws them in rage.

• Did you say something,I was too busy to listen
• Are you talking to me, wow I guess I am too busy to create time for your nonsense

I guess if I was a series, you would stay glued to your TV screen.

All they want is an update just to keep talking, making yourself the center of attention, and you a star amidst them.

This comeback is a great one, it makes them look at ways to attach to you, making them see how much you make them stay glued to your life. It’s an ultimate comeback.

• You wish you were me, that’s why you never stop talking about me.
• I am such an entertainment you can’t miss.

If talking about me makes your life easier, stick with it before you lose it.

This means they might go crazy when they don’t talk about you for a second. Eventually, when there are fewer words to talk about they might lose it.

They need all they can get to make it look like their life is perfect, so making them realize is a straight bullet to their ego.

• If you don’t have anything to say about me, you might go crazy
• I’m worried about your sanity, you seem to care too much about what I do.

You are so delusional, all you think about is me.

They feel they are careless about everything you do but fail to admit that all they think about is you.

Being delusional is believing something that could not be true but making it look true. This comeback means they are starting to lose their head thinking about you.

• Your imaginations are wild, you don’t live in this world anymore
• I’m confused, can’t you stop talking about me for one second, will that kill you?

If you spend more time on yourself, maybe you will be prettier.

They spend more time obsessed with you so they will spend less time thinking about what’s been said about them. This comeback makes them feel ugly is one of the best comebacks ever.

Reminding them of how they might look talking to you will weaken their strength and get them asking a lot of questions.

• Wait! Did you take a shower this morning? It does not smell like you did.
• Your face needs some work, it’s getting worse every second.

You can take a pill for your headache since you’ve got nothing valuable to say about me.

It is frustrating when they see you taking a lead or getting better, their goal is to get to you and hurt you with words being said behind your back, one of the best ways is to use the same strategy to get back at them at their weakest point. Humans are built with emotions.

This is another comeback that means their words are worthless. Make sure you infuse your use of comic tone to make this line more effective.

• Surely you work too hard gossiping, you need to rest, it’s a lot of work you know.
• I’mma help you get a seat, you need to take a breather.

Don’t bother asking about me, you can follow me for better update

They spend a lot of time keeping track of information about you. Sometimes they think you have no idea of what’s going on.

They want the outcome to completely hurt your feelings, so they ask a lot of questions to get more to talk about at any time. These comebacks pinpoint their gossip as a lie.

• Thanks for the publicity, I am getting all the attention I have always wanted.
• I thought you were smarter, you can do better than that same story.

It’s mind-blowing how boring your life is, I’m the only entertainment you’ve got.

This comeback is one of my favorites because you’ve made yourself more comfortable with whatever they are doing and showing them it doesn’t get close to your feeling.

It means you’re a bigger source of entertainment to them, they clearly don’t want to know that but you making yourself a star in their life is the best way to get to them.

• When you’re done talking about me, don’t forget to clean your mess up.
• Am living my best life, you can’t get enough of me.

You’ve done a good job making me get all the attention, will you like a picture or an autograph?

Attention is all they seek, once they see you are doing great and enjoying the attention, it kicks their heart.

This comeback means their words have nothing but good vibes and positivity and you are enjoying it.

Offering them your pictures and autograph will make them feel you’re the star, and they are doing all the work to make you look better, and feel better, which hurts them because that’s not what they were hoping for.

• Don’t forget to add up to your stories. I need all the attention in the world.
• Did you say something, wait I don’t really care.

If gossiping has an award bet you will have lot of trophy

This is another come back let them know how much they put into back talking.

This means work put into talking behind you is for nothing and they need to stop, it reminds them that talking about you is not helping them in any way but you can use that as a point to your advantage.

• All you do is talk and all I do is win.
• I thought you had it all but you lost it all.

All your life revolves around me, it’s such a pity

When someone else lives a life just to know a lot about another, it’s a pity. They live a life that is nothing when it’s not about you.

A comeback like this hits harder, reminding them how sad and pitiful their life is. All they live for is you and will forget about theirs.

• You care too much about me that’s why you can’t stop talking about me.
• It’s so sad to be you, you can’t do anything without me in your mind.

Does your mouth not hurt from too much gossip?

Gossipers don’t know how to stop, they keep their mouths running every day, every minute, every second. They talk too much, this comeback is to tell them the time to shut up and let their lips rest from talking too much.

It can be used in different ways like ‘zip those lips’ or ‘can you shut up, it’s annoying already’.

• Why do you choose to overwork those lips of yours?
• You sure talk too much for a Gossiper.

Keep it up, cos that’s the way you stay relevant.

Back talkers want to always stay relevant by making your life look like a piece of shit, just to stay cool and to make themselves feel better.

This comeback means they are irrelevant when not up in your business and saying will make them think twice about gossiping.

• My life is full of drama unlike yours full of mess
• Stay possible, you will get over me one day.

Get a shade, don’t get blinded by my attention.

This comeback is one classic comeback in all aspects, letting them know how their actions failed to affect you, how positive you took it, and how unbothered you are with their actions.

This also means the gossip only makes you get attention and you get more popular.

• Don’t be scared to talk about me, I love all the attention.
• Talking about me will make you jealous of me.

All you do is talk don’t you ever get tired

Reminding them that they talk too much is another great expression you should go for, it’s a great hit for someone who doesn’t know how to stop.

It also means the voice is becoming more irritating and they need to stop, maybe getting busy with some other business.

• Stop talking already, they’ve had enough of your same stories.
• Go get a lip massage. Your lips are starting to get saggy.

You need a glass of water for all the stress you make your throat go through.

Here’s another spectacular comeback for two-faced humans. Have you ever been in a situation seeing gossipers sweat so hard just talking about someone else?

Then this comeback can be used at this point, getting a glass of water when you’re done talking and making yourself go through stress will be something they won’t forget in weeks.

• Here’s a glass of water, it should make you feel better.
• Save your tears will help you with a tissue.

I bet I’m the only relevant person you know you can talk about.

They want to talk about you all the time and get credit for it, so making them understand how important you’re to them and their personality and also without you, they won’t have anything to talk about is a great comeback.

This comeback is used when you find yourself in a situation where they talk about no one else but you.

• Tell me the truth, sometimes you wish you were me and that’s why you can’t talk about me.
• I didn’t know you were so hurt by my achievements and now you can stop talking about it.

When you are done talking about me, come get zero (0) pay cheque.

You know that feeling when you do a lot of work and still not getting any positive results, it’s just like working 40 hours and not being paid.

This comeback feels like a rock knowing they are doing a good job talking and will end up with nothing for a job well done.

• Go use your energy in your life.
• You need a break, go get a real job.

20. Quit telling stories about me. It’s getting old

Sticking to one story is what they do, maybe they feel it hurts, but let them realize how old that sounds.

It’s another comeback when the same stories don’t stop going around, old stories are boring when repeated.

• Get something new that’s old news.
• Is that all you got, you sure need an update.